A better writer would start with a description so vivid that it transports you to this very intersection, but this isn’t English class—this is the Vortex. Can we actually quantify the chaos…
Category: Opinion
The opinions expressed in these articles are the views of the writer themselves and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the CHS Chronicle.
Ask Broseph Vol. 3
Dear Broseph, I need your help! The other day, I was driving out the J-Lot in my boyfriend’s car, when I noticed that something was wrong with the AC. When I looked,…
Valentine’s Day: Worthless or Worth It?
It’s officially February, which means that we are coming up on a long stretch of five-day school weeks in a row, making March the second-worst month, next to February. Except now we…
What Parental Pressure Actually Does to Students
Parents. They can be annoying. They can be supportive. Sometimes they can even be “cool”. But one thing almost all parents are good at is having expectations. Unfortunately, some parents don’t set…
Heterocentrism in Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is a special day for lovers around the world, normally celebrated on the fourteenth of February and meant to be a day filled with happiness and goodwill. Historians have different…
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1/27/2022 2:01 AM Dear Every Teacher Ever, I hope you are having a wonderful, fun, and relaxing morning! As the semester ends today, I just wanted to ask you a quick last-minute…
When Does the Holiday Season Actually Begin?
As soon as November 1 arrives, Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas is You begins blasting through car speakers all around the country as Disney World works through the night to…
Course Changes
If you did not know already (or live under a rock), the School District of the Chathams recently changed the math courses for The Middle School and The High School, and they’re…
A Letter to Seniors
A letter to all of those currently waiting on responses from colleges: Hello! I used to run this newspaper and now, like a vengeful spirit, I have returned with an important message….
The Mystery Behind the Celebrity Shrines in the Girls Restroom
In school, when nature calls, or sometimes you are just bored (don’t lie, you’ve been there), one might take a stroll down the hallway to the nearest bathroom and find a familiar…