In an unfortunate coincidence, the calendar dates have arranged themselves to maximize student misery. In a time that is supposed to be full of holiday cheer, CHS students have instead found themselves…
Category: Opinion
The opinions expressed in these articles are the views of the writer themselves and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the CHS Chronicle.
An Honest Review of Homecoming
As a senior who has attended both an indoor and outdoor Homecoming dance, I believe I am qualified to give an unbiased review of the ever-loved fall tradition. When a CHS student…
How Old Is Too Old To Celebrate Halloween?
When we were kids, Halloween was one of the best days of the year. Instead of worrying about homework and classes, we worried about our costumes and who we were going to…
Why the Vortex Sucks
A better writer would start with a description so vivid that it transports you to this very intersection, but this isn’t English class—this is the Vortex. Can we actually quantify the chaos…
Ask Broseph Vol. 3
Dear Broseph, I need your help! The other day, I was driving out the J-Lot in my boyfriend’s car, when I noticed that something was wrong with the AC. When I looked,…
Valentine’s Day: Worthless or Worth It?
It’s officially February, which means that we are coming up on a long stretch of five-day school weeks in a row, making March the second-worst month, next to February. Except now we…
What Parental Pressure Actually Does to Students
Parents. They can be annoying. They can be supportive. Sometimes they can even be “cool”. But one thing almost all parents are good at is having expectations. Unfortunately, some parents don’t set…
Heterocentrism in Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is a special day for lovers around the world, normally celebrated on the fourteenth of February and meant to be a day filled with happiness and goodwill. Historians have different…
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1/27/2022 2:01 AM Dear Every Teacher Ever, I hope you are having a wonderful, fun, and relaxing morning! As the semester ends today, I just wanted to ask you a quick last-minute…
When Does the Holiday Season Actually Begin?
As soon as November 1 arrives, Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas is You begins blasting through car speakers all around the country as Disney World works through the night to…