A better writer would start with a description so vivid that it transports you to this very intersection, but this isn’t English class—this is the Vortex. Can we actually quantify the chaos…
Ask Broseph Vol. 3
Dear Broseph, I need your help! The other day, I was driving out the J-Lot in my boyfriend’s car, when I noticed that something was wrong with the AC. When I looked,…
Valentine’s Day: Worthless or Worth It?
It’s officially February, which means that we are coming up on a long stretch of five-day school weeks in a row, making March the second-worst month, next to February. Except now we…
Coach Todd Ervin Reaches 500 Career Wins
On a cold December 27, Chatham Basketball Coach Todd Ervin beat New Providence in the Cougar Classic in a 69-60 victory, marking his 500th career win as a coach. Many students at…
Musical Review: Liszt’s Love Letter (Revision)
Sometimes, mere words simply aren’t enough to express such intense, profound feelings as love and desire. In such a case, we often turn to the universal language of music—hence the concept of…
What Parental Pressure Actually Does to Students
Parents. They can be annoying. They can be supportive. Sometimes they can even be “cool”. But one thing almost all parents are good at is having expectations. Unfortunately, some parents don’t set…
Heterocentrism in Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is a special day for lovers around the world, normally celebrated on the fourteenth of February and meant to be a day filled with happiness and goodwill. Historians have different…
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1/27/2022 2:01 AM Dear Every Teacher Ever, I hope you are having a wonderful, fun, and relaxing morning! As the semester ends today, I just wanted to ask you a quick last-minute…
911, What’s your Emergency?
It’s easy to get caught up in the monotony of the daily high school experience. However, the Chatham Emergency Squad (CES) Cadet Program offers a break from this pattern. The Cadet Program…
When Does the Holiday Season Actually Begin?
As soon as November 1 arrives, Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas is You begins blasting through car speakers all around the country as Disney World works through the night to…